vi coactus

{compelled by force}

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

(via waepenlesbian)

victorianaaa:

rayvenloaf:

missmonstermel:

robotsandfrippary:

dollsahoy:

mythosidhe:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

*CACKLES*  Should we tell them?  Or just be indulgent and let the fantasy live on…?

Oh, this is just…sad.  So, so many kinds of…sad.

I’m DYING.
And I miss the tartan skirts too. 

You know how some people try to replicate past eras, wearing the fashion, collecting the old technology, etc? I just picture this one collecting mint condition Delia’s catalogs and “vintage” Snapple bottles and beepers.. ugh, the 90’s.

Um.Uuummmmm…UUUUUUUHHMMMMMMMMMM….And now I am become truly old


HAHAHAhahahahaHAHAAAAAaa

victorianaaa:

rayvenloaf:

missmonstermel:

robotsandfrippary:

dollsahoy:

mythosidhe:

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

*CACKLES*  Should we tell them?  Or just be indulgent and let the fantasy live on…?

Oh, this is just…sad.  So, so many kinds of…sad.

I’m DYING.

And I miss the tartan skirts too. 

You know how some people try to replicate past eras, wearing the fashion, collecting the old technology, etc? I just picture this one collecting mint condition Delia’s catalogs and “vintage” Snapple bottles and beepers..
ugh, the 90’s.

Um.
Uuummmmm…
UUUUUUUHHMMMMMMMMMM….
And now I am become truly old

HAHAHAhahahahaHAHAAAAAaa

(via secretandroid)

American foreign and domestic policy is just: fuck with a place for as long as you can, force it into economic agreements which hurt it for generations, interfere with its elections, utterly destabilize it and profit greatly from that destabilization, and then, finally, throw a massive fucking tantrum when they want to move in to your place.

This “Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage” text would look better in red on a gray background.
(via clientsfromhell)

I need to read more Ghelderode & artaudian stuff

maxineanwaar:

"You Arrested Our Fathers, So We Lead the Demonstration Today."

maxineanwaar:

"You Arrested Our Fathers, So We Lead the Demonstration Today."

(via transdoodad)

neutralize:

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

brbnightmares your moment has arrived 

(via brbnightmares)